You’ve got to picture this, friends, because it’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder how the Democrats ever thought they’d keep it together. On Monday, Tucker Carlson sat down with Daily Caller’s Vince Coglianese—yours truly’s old stomping ground—and let loose on the state of the party that’s been floundering since November. Conservatives everywhere are grinning because this is what happens when you’ve got a guy who sees through the smoke and mirrors.

Here’s how it all played out, and it’s worth chewing over with your coffee this morning. Tucker didn’t pull punches—he told Vince the Democrats are tanking because their leaders are so out of touch you wouldn’t trust them to babysit your goldfish. “I look at her and I say, I would hire her for a show, actually,” he said about one of them, before adding the rest are such “losers and freaks” it’s no wonder folks are running the other way—Republicans reckon it’s why their favorability’s at a measly 29 percent, per a CNN/SSRS poll Sunday.

He kept going, and it’s the kind of straight talk that hits you right where you live. “Like that weird guy they put up as vice presidential candidate,” Tucker said about Tim Walz, “you would never allow him anywhere near your own children.” Conservatives figure this is why the party’s hit its lowest point since 1992—nobody’s buying what these clowns are selling when Trump’s racking up wins left and right.

Let me lay this out for regular folks like us sitting around the kitchen table. Trump’s 89 orders in 50 days slashed crossings to 300 daily from Biden’s 10,000 mess—82 percent speech approval from March 4 shows he’s delivering while Dems flail. Tucker’s point is simple: Biden left 500,000 kids lost under HHS, a $216 billion trade gap with Europe, and a party so unlikeable it’s shedding voters faster than a dog sheds fur in summer.

The left’s probably squirming in their chairs, and you can bet they’re mad about it. They’ll tell you Tucker’s just stirring the pot—same crowd that shrugged at Biden’s flops—but conservatives ask why they’re surprised when their own guy, Fetterman, is torching AOC’s tantrums. “They’re led by losers!” X posts shout—Republicans bet 97 percent GOP approval proves folks want winners, not whiners.

Here’s what it means when you’re paying bills or filling the tank out there. Tucker’s not wrong—Walz, Harris, the whole crew look like they’re auditioning for a circus, not running a country. Conservatives figure this is why Schumer’s shutdown flop last week left them eating each other—Trump’s winning, and they’re whining.

This is what happens when you’ve got a party that’s lost the plot, and it’s plain as day. Tucker’s just saying what folks in the heartland see—Dems can’t lead when they’re this out of touch. Republicans stand tall because it’s their moment—Trump’s cleaning house, and the left’s falling apart!

America’s tuning in to a guy who calls it like it is, no sugarcoating needed. Tucker’s not just talking—he’s showing why Trump’s got the reins while Dems flounder—conservatives love it because it’s the truth they’ve been waiting for!