Fleeing the Church of Woke: Disenchanted Believers Rediscover Ancient Paths
In a development that should surprise precisely no one, a growing number of disillusioned Christians are abandoning the progressive pews of modern Protestantism in...
The 118th Congress: When Doing Nothing Became an Art Form
Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round as we recount the tale of the 118th Congress—a legislative body so inert, it makes a sloth look like...
Brace for Impact: 2025’s Global Economy Could Be a Bumpy Ride
As we bid farewell to 2024, it's time to dust off the crystal ball and peer into the murky waters of 2025. Spoiler alert:...
Jimmy Carter’s Final Departure: The Peanut Farmer Who Couldn’t Crack Washington
Well, it's official. Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, has passed away at the ripe old age of 100. A centenarian!...
Trump’s Deportation Plan: Keeping Families Together… Abroad!
In a recent interview, President-elect Donald Trump unveiled a novel approach to immigration enforcement: deporting entire families, including American citizens, to avoid the heartache...
Supreme Court Upholds Texas Voting Law: A Victory for Election Integrity or Just Common...
In a move that should surprise absolutely no one paying attention, the Supreme Court has declined to review Texas's age-based mail-in voting restrictions, effectively...
Biden’s FDA Decides They’re the Boss of Your Pantry Now
The FDA is at it again, swooping in to save us from ourselves with a shiny new definition of what qualifies as "healthy." The...
Outrage Over Cancer Research Funding is Fake When Schumer Blocked the Bill
You’ve got to hand it to the Democrats—they’ll stop at nothing to cling to their bloated spending bills, even if it means weaponizing pediatric...
Why Singing Christmas Carols Is a Patriotic Act
Ah, Christmas carols. Those delightful tunes that make even the grouchiest among us tap their feet and hum along. But did you know that...
Biden’s Bird Flu Policies Are Plucking Small Farms Dry
Under the Biden administration, the government’s bird flu testing policies are creating a nightmare for small farmers across the country. What started as a...